What a day today was.
It started with our annual MSP proctor training. If you've ever been through this, you know just how exciting and wonderful it is to sit through 45 minutes of. HAHA Actually, it's just repetitive seeing as though we've had the same training year after year, the only difference is this is the second year it's been called the MSP instead of the WASL.
Then my new student arrived. After having several *challenges* join my room, I was hoping this one would be different. (not that my others are not fun, they are. I have a very nice group of kids, they just bring their own challenges on a daily basis.) Wow! She is such a delightful young lady, came in with a smile, and was eager to join our group.
Now bring us to this afternoon. I was just transitioning my afternoon group from math to looking at continental drift and Pangaea. My new student came in and I asked her how I could help her. She said she had a private matter, so I asked her to come over to me and tell me what was going on. When she came over, she whispered in my ear, "Gertrude (clearly an alias) is in the bathroom and she needs your help." "Uh-oh," I thought, thinking someone had just moved into womanhood. I quickly popped next door, asked a co-teacher to watch my kids and I hurried to the bathroom to check on Gertrude, of course by this time it was pouring and we're in the portables....
I get to the restroom and called out her name, "Gertrude, are you ok?"
A sheepish little voice responded, "ummmm, no."
I asked her what was going on. I had to contain myself from laughing so she could hear me. It went something like this, "Well...I can't pull my pants up! I am wearing skinny jeans and they got wet at recess. Now they're stuck." All I could picture was the Friends where Ross was wearing the leather pants and couldn't get them pulled up and was trying everything from lotion to baby powder.
I ended up having to call the nurse to bring her a pair of pants to wear for the rest of the day. Poor thing.
Yet another reason why people shouldn't wear skinny jeans! Rainy Days!